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See this box? It’s says Caramel deLites.  Not fucking Samoas.

This is how I remember my chocolate/coconut/caramel girl scout cookie.  I took orders for Caramel deLites, not for Samoas.  Every girl scout in my district took orders for Caramel deLites.
YET NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT WHEN I CALL IT A CARAMEL DELITE.  Were you looking at the same box of cookies I was as a kid?  They all came from the same distributor in my town.  I’m not sure why nobody remembers that a Caramel deLite is the same thing as a Samoa.

/rant. I have Caramel deLites.  So it’s okay now. high-res photo

See this box? It’s says Caramel deLites.  Not fucking Samoas.

This is how I remember my chocolate/coconut/caramel girl scout cookie.  I took orders for Caramel deLites, not for Samoas.  Every girl scout in my district took orders for Caramel deLites.


YET NOBODY HAS ANY IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT WHEN I CALL IT A CARAMEL DELITE.  Were you looking at the same box of cookies I was as a kid?  They all came from the same distributor in my town.  I’m not sure why nobody remembers that a Caramel deLite is the same thing as a Samoa.

/rant. I have Caramel deLites.  So it’s okay now.


  1. 1100101 said: They were Samoas when I was a kid, so… When were you a kid again?
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